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January 03, 2016

If You're Lost In The Desert And Your Only Way Out Is To Use An iPhone, Don't Do It, Haredi Cartoon Says

A haredi yeshiva student is lost in the desert and almost dead from thirst and heat when he comes across a working iPhone in the sand in front of him. But before he can use it to call for help, he remembers that his rabbis have ruled that you have to give your life rather than transgress their rulings against using "Satanic" smartphones and other similar devices. What should he do? What does he do?

IPhone lost in the desert cartoon

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Failed messiah was established and run in 2004 by Mr. Shmarya (Scott)Rosenberg. The site was acquired by Diversified Holdings, Feb 2016.
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