Haredi Modesty Squad Bans Traditional Lifting Of Bride And Groom

Lifting the bride and groom up in the air and dancing around with them is a goyishe (non-Jewish) thing, a Jerusalem haredi modesty squad claims in a new pashkvil (poster).

 

Lifting the bride and groom up in the air and dancing around with them is a goyishe (non-Jewish) thing, a Jerusalem haredi modesty squad claims in a new pashkvil (poster). True Jews don't do it, and Jews who are doing it need to stop doing it immediately. And, these haredi protectors of "modesty" claim,  prolonged shoulder-sitting can cause premature ejaculation. (All that thinking of humping your new brother-in-law's neck can, it seems, cause you to lose your load before you manage to penetrate your new wife, causing you to have "spilled unnecessarily.)

[Hat Tip: Heathen Hassid.]

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