Try to contain yourself as you read a report on the AirTran Yeshiva of Flatbush incident in which an entire group of Modern Orthodox Yeshiva of Flatbush students and their chaperones were booted off an AirTran flight when students allegedly failed to heed flight attendants' commands. The 'independent' report is written by the yeshiva's own executive director, Rabbi Seth Linfield.
The report – which is remarkably full of details provided by anonymous sources and no details to speak of provided by any named sources – reads almost like an ArtScroll hagiography where all students are well behaved and holy, and chaperones are, too: