You just can't make this stuff up.
…"strong computer skills."
After what the last "intern" did, I can see why that is a requirement.
And this "intern" has to be a "team player" – no sneaking off into SVP Juda Engelmayer's home office to do some "unauthorized" sockpuppetry.
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Here's the text of the ad:
Tag: Internships, Jobs — Justin @ 10:23 am
This was posted on Jul 28
5W Public Relations (www.5wpr.com ) widely recognized within the industry as the most aggressive, creative PR agency in the country is offering internships in its New York office in all departments.
5W Public Relations, the nation’s fastest growing PR firm for three years (2004-2006) and named to the 2007 Inc. 500 list of fastest growing companies, maintains practice areas specializing in Technology, Corporate, Consumer, Entertainment, Crisis Communications, Event Management and Public Affairs. Headquartered in New York with an office in Los Angeles, the firm is known for implementing creative and customized media programs designed to impact a client’s specific business goals and objectives. We boast a diversified client portfolio second to none.
Job Description: Interns will gain public relations experience and assist with various PR projects, events and media efforts.
• Compile media lists
• Handle press clippings
• Assist with writing media alerts and press releases
• Make follow-up calls to the media
• Strong communication and interpersonal skills
• Articulate; proper phone etiquette
• Strong computer skills
• Ability to work in a fast paced environment
• Must be a team player.
If you are interested in becoming a 5W Public Relations intern, please send an inquiry or your resume to email@example.com . Please specify which department you are interested in interning with: Consumer, Technology, Corporate, Media Relations, Health/Wellness, Sports/Entertainment, Fashion, Food/Restaurants or Human Resources.