From last Saturday's Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live:
"New York City officials said Tuesday that they had identified two new cases in which infants were infected with herpes during a circumcision ritual in which the practitioner, or mohel, sucks the blood from the circumcision to clean the wound. Added the officials, 'Now if you'll excuse us, we're going to barf forever.'"
"Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow."
[Hat tip: Nachum Lamm.]