I spoke with Steven Steiner, the OU's director of media relations a few minutes ago. I asked him if the OU had issued its promised statement on the Rubashkin Shechita-gate Scandal. "No. Not yet. You haven't missed anything," Steiner said. I asked him when the promised statement – due out Tuesday, then Wednesday, and now, today – would finally be released. "Soon," Steiner said. I responded by chuckling and wishing him a Good Shabbos, my way gentle way of letting him know that the OU's "soon" wasn't soon enough.