Satmar Yeshiva Bans 2-Wheel Bikes

United Talmudical Academy "Torah V'Yirah" bans 2-wheel bikes.

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[Account Deleted]

Unicycles are better for balance development in any case.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmPri-5gqys

[Yosef ben Matitya]

ooooh! 2 wheel bikes.

[barry]

It disrespectful for Satmar chassidim to ride bicycles when Reb Yoelish went to such trouble to ensure his chassidim rode in cattle trucks.

[Elliot]

But Rav Mercury holds that, "I want to ride my bicycle. I want to ride my bike."

[Robert Wisler]

I praise the wisdom of the holy Satmar Rooov who brought this new level of kedusha to the yiddeshe welt.....

It's well known that the zionist tools Irving Trek and Melvin Schwinn are both puppets of the zionist regime and oppressors of the am-kedusha in Meah Sha'rim.

[Garnel Ironheart]

Probably because the Rosh Yeshiva can't figure out how to ride one.

[sifter]

Modesty issue? Serious question.

[S M L]

This calls for a mass bike ride in minimal legally-acceptable attire down Bedford Avenue from the bridge to Sheepshead Bay.

[yossi]

Now I understand why the city eliminated the bike lane from Bedford Ave. because if the Rabbis don't allow bikes why have all those bike lanes.

[ichaimJay]

Two wheels are NO good....BUT two hands to accept food stamps, ssi , sect. 8 . etc....is OK ?

[jancsibacsi]

I will have to get a tricycle oy.

[JA]

OK, so can anyone who reads Yiddish well explain to us what the rationale is (as written down, and not what you would like them to have said)?

[Gay Frum Jew]

These are nazi edicts. Who is on first? And what happens to the 8 year old riding on Rodney St.? Is he beaten? Bicycle trashed?

[Sarek]

("Daisy Bell (Bicycle Built for Two)", Harry Dacre)

Satmar, Satmar, I think you have lost a screw
You’re half-crazy, I wish you were not a Jew
We need to increase your dosage
Your rulings are such garbage
You’re just afraid
We will have strayed
From the bullshit that you do spew

[Yochanan Lavie]

To paraphrase Animal Farm: "Two wheels bad; four wheels good."

[Flatbusher]

As General Anthony McAuliffe the United States Army general who was the acting division commander of the 101st Airborne Division troops defending Bastogne, Belgium, during World War II's Battle of the Bulge said in response to a German surrender ultimatum:

NUTS!

[sam green]

omg they are getting crazier by the day whats next saying wearing pants is aSUR?

[david]

can someone please translate this dribble?

[tucsonjew]

Are tricycles acceptable?

[jancsibacsi]

I think i solved the mystery of why no bicycles are allowed,its that their balls will be damaged and they wont be able to father 15 children as their rebbes demand they do.

[JACK]

Another very slow day down in the basement LOL

Jancsi,
After this juvenile and idiotic comment of yours,you shouldn't be wondering why you are being known as the MARMAROSHER FERD

[jancsibacsi]

Jackyboy---You mindless stupidity in supertceeded by you insane hate for me and everyone who doesnt dance to your mechugas go to hell di farrikt beheime you are so stupid that there are no strong enough words that i can use here , you are one disturbed animal,raving lunatic that you are.

[Jack off]

Sorry, Jancsi. It's just that i get angry with you but it's not Your fault, you see whenever I think of you my petzeleh gets hard and then I'm forced to take matters into my own hands.

[Yochanan Lavie]

Sarek: You just get better and better.

[Wigmore]

Sarek,

9.5.

[Miami rocks]

Free country.
Private school.
If one doesn't like the rules ....choose another school or yeshiva .
Simple !.

[Hesder Guy]

The translation is basically about the other bike-riding undesirables that your kids will mingle with...

[Sarek]

Thanks YL, Wigmore.

[Joseph]

Posted by: JACK | April 24, 2015 at 12:31 PM

You must be criminally insane. Only a sick, twisted roshah would attack an elderly Jewish immigrant.

[Amos]

Wow I'm so far from this. I clean the shul and the adolescent boys break the chairs eat candy and break cups - like Tazmanian devils. I'm like, feed the beasts something to keep them busy. I'd give them bikes and tell them to knock themselves out. Maybe they can bike to red like districts and look in the windows and get into trouble? Maybe it makes sense given their georgraphy?

[MarkfromShortHills]

Can you please post a clearer version? Hard to make out the letters.

[Yowashington]

Four wheels good.
Two wheels bad.
Four wheels good.
Two wheels bad.

Satmar farm

[Gay Frum Jew]

I guess bicycles dont mix with long white shirts. The boys will remain plump. Pass the fried cabbage with noodles please.

[Rebitzman]

Interesting teshuva written by R. Ovadia Yosef about the legitimacy of riding bikes on Shabbes. Now.......in this "we can out-frum you" world.........

[ruthie]

instead of thanking g-d for the freedom to ride, enjoy a beautiful day and be able to smile and feel happy?

[Moshiachnow!]

ALL THE YIDDEN ARE BH! Oy vey the Lushan hura ich seen on this typepad. How can you YIDDEN do this to us! Shmarya you used be a chosid bh! Where have you gone You have gone so far away oh we still love you far away. I remember saying hey rebbe that was the meaninest game of pool I have ever did seen then I said to rabbi green hey rebbe that was the meanest game of pool I ever did seen but what made you come here on this night to play...,wAit for what he says (BH: check it:
#hesays(this almost the nays BH (miracle English for the Hebrew word nays I just used) he said '.,'rebbi a bum like meeeee #formerbochurcries

I WAS THIS BUM
BH THIS IS MY STORY
YECHI ADONAYNU MORENU VERANENU MELECH HAMOSHIACH LEOLAM FOED (say 3 times(bh)amen)

Ad mosuy

Shmarya chabad Lubavitch we love you forever you are a true chosid melamdon Torah Bbhbh

[Shayna G in NZ]

Give the Sarmarer circus clowns unicycles to ride around on.
I'll even donate some red noses.

[ah-pee-chorus]

barry- biting but true.

SML- great idea.

ichaimJay- True dat.

Sarek- Excellent.

Yochanan Lavie - touche.

jancsibacsi- Pay no attention to mindless Jack. Your reason makes as much sense as any other.

ruthie- Fun is against Satmar rules. It might lead to smiling.

[notayenta]

use a scooter

[Barry 1]

The real reason is the comparison.

It's like this: women have two legs, bikes have two wheels. Bicycles may get the men thinking about women instead of thinking about how they can make a Chillul Hashem by attacking Israel in the streets of NY.

[JACK]

You must be criminally insane. Only a sick, twisted roshah would attack an elderly Jewish immigrant.

Posted by: Joseph | April 24, 2015 at 03:18 PM
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When an elderly jewish immigrant constantly spews anti religious racist Nazi like hateful venom day and night,I not only have the right to attack him but have an obligation to do it,
this piece of human garbage has the audacity to constantly mention,how when he sees Hasidim with their payos,it reminds of the male sex organ,
besides being a vile jew hating bastard,this old senile fart is actually a stupid individual with whom you cannot carry on an intelligent conversation,thats why i consider this creature nothing but Shmaryah's little poodle and a MARMAROSHER FERD,
Come to think of it,i realy should not waste my time on this deranged individual,i will try to complete ignore this piece of garbage

[BlackHatBT]

Perhaps their tzitzis might get caught in the spokes of the wheels. Think Isadora Duncan. Besides, who knows what naarishkeit bike riding could lead to?

[hhhhh]

Literally, 60 years old news

[The truth]

In Israel its been illegal for years already. No Yeshiva allows the boys to ride bikes besides for vacation periods.