New York City's Least Eligible Bachelor Is A Modern Orthodox Jew
Imagine opening your inbox to find a video of a hairy British man — wearing nothing more than a hat and a Union Jack to cover the family jewels — asking you on a date. For some other guy. A year ago, Yossi Rosenberg, 34 and a lifelong bachelor, decided to start outsourcing his romantic advances to convince women to go out with him.…
From the New York Post:
Imagine opening your inbox to find a video of a hairy British man — wearing nothing more than a hat and a Union Jack to cover the family jewels — asking you on a date. For some other guy.
A year ago, Yossi Rosenberg, 34 and a lifelong bachelor, decided to start outsourcing his romantic advances to convince women to go out with him.…
Read it all here.
Shmarya, remind us again of your marital status? Apparently it's difficult for Rosenberg males to find an acceptable shidduch.
Posted by: redneck gadol | January 26, 2015 at 01:38 PM
No comment
Posted by: tucsonjew | January 26, 2015 at 02:44 PM
I give Shmarya and all his readers a beracha for harmonious company that allows each of us to fulfill our potentials without strife.
Posted by: anonymous | January 26, 2015 at 03:01 PM
JACK..?
Posted by: H | January 26, 2015 at 03:51 PM
Mmm you are delicious Yossi!
Posted by: Gay Frum Jew | January 26, 2015 at 04:35 PM
@Ms Watts...
Ouch! Love it brutal. Use the paddle, flogger, and whip next. In cuffs and blindfolded...and gagged. No safe word...ever!
Posted by: Gay Frum Jew | January 26, 2015 at 08:01 PM
Jock strap
Posted by: Gay Frum Jew | January 27, 2015 at 01:10 AM
What exactly makes him Modern Orthodox, Shmarya? Seriously.
Posted by: Stay in the city | January 27, 2015 at 09:48 AM
Ethiopian restaurant? Does he keep kosher?
Posted by: Michoel | January 27, 2015 at 10:16 AM
mrs. watts,you remind me of my grandma
Posted by: pat | January 27, 2015 at 11:42 AM
This putz is a walking real Chillul Hashem.
Posted by: MG | January 27, 2015 at 12:14 PM
Pat:
Did your grandma hit you with a paddle?
Posted by: nachos ( the original one) | January 27, 2015 at 12:42 PM
Grandma used a rolling pin on my tuches, then rolled out dough for kokosh cake. Is that why I enjoy being beaten Sigmond?
Posted by: Gay Frum Jew | January 27, 2015 at 01:19 PM
when we misbehaved,grandma took us into the room &scolded us,while she scolded ,she unbuttoned & - unzipped our pants &lowered it to the ankles .if we tried to plead ,she always explained her policy,that once the pants is down ,its over ,nomore debating or pleading .then she would take you over her knees (lap) & take out the paddle from the drawer .she usually gave 6 .sometimes even more
Posted by: pat | January 27, 2015 at 05:27 PM
i think ,my sister got it on the bare
Posted by: pat | January 27, 2015 at 05:28 PM
Yossi is such a good dude! And definitely an eligible bachelor.
Posted by: Lori | January 27, 2015 at 05:34 PM