Help Wanted In Brooklyn
A help wanted sign in a Satmar synagogue in Williamsburg, Brooklyn looking for a "mikvah mashgiach" to watch boy's using the mikva Friday afternoons.
Related Post: Don't Blow Your Nose In The Mikva Towels, Satmar Mikva Warns.
Does the title of the notice translate to: Attention! All boy-loving pedophiles!
Posted by: Sarek | June 17, 2013 at 11:56 AM
"Zehyer Shayn Batzult"
Nice pay, and fringe benefits, no doubt.
Posted by: WoolSilkCotton; I must be seen to be believed | June 17, 2013 at 12:00 PM
"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?" Juvenal.
Posted by: Yochanan Lavie | June 17, 2013 at 12:43 PM
Anyone who's ever worn a blue shirt need not apply because we don't want our boys to be exposed to negative influences.
Posted by: Turd Degree | June 17, 2013 at 12:43 PM
Ah, the only time Shatmars wanna work is when it involves a bunch of naked little boys
Posted by: (The other) Eli | June 17, 2013 at 12:55 PM
Do they check the sex offenders list before hiring? If a candidate is listed, is that a positive endorsement?
Posted by: Bas Melech | June 17, 2013 at 01:31 PM
"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"
(Who will guard the guardians?)
Funny that you should ask.
Cauta est et ab illis incipit uxor.
(She plans ahead and begins with them.)
Posted by: Nigritude Ultramarine | June 17, 2013 at 02:09 PM
YL and Nigritude, what an erudite bunch, awesome. you guys took Latin in Yeshiva?? never , Kol Havod, but I always thought uxor was wife.
Back to H.S. for refresher course.. only memory, all these many years, virgines vestales non iam virgines sunt quod milites ad templum pervenerunt. way way off topic.
Bullseyes!
awesome stuff, Greek too?
Posted by: amhaaretz | June 17, 2013 at 06:53 PM
YL, NU, that was great!
Posted by: dh | June 17, 2013 at 09:03 PM
Thanks, but I only know snippets of Latin. I consider myself undereducated for not knowing more, and some day I will correct that.
Posted by: Yochanan Lavie | June 18, 2013 at 07:15 AM