Belzer Rebbe Bans Hasidim From Talking To Media
The family of the Belzer Rebbe is having a large wedding today, and the rebbe has banned all hasidim from speaking to the media regarding it or related issues. The official proclamation of the ban notes that the often outrageous and inflammatory Member of Knesset Rabbi Yisroel Eichler (pictured at right) – who regularly insults and slanders secular Jews, Zionist Orthodox Jews and women from the floor of the Knesset – has been named the rebbe's official spokesperson for the event. Eichler has exclusive permission to talk with the press.
Apologies to: Hell's Bells by AC/DC:
I'm the Rebbe's chosid, pourin' chrayn
I'm davening like I'm on cocaine
My payos are flapping across the sky
You're very frum but you're gonna schrei
I won't take no kishke, won't spare no wine
Nobody's putting up a mechitza
I am from Belz, I'm gonna take you to gehenna
I'm gonna get ya, Soton get ya
CHORUS:
Hell's Belz
Yeah, Hell's Belz
It's a fabrengen, Hell's Belz
My mechitza's high, Hell's Belz
I'll give you black kapotehs up and down your spine
If you're into learning you're a chevrusa of mine
See my white shirt flashing, my hat is black as night
'Cause if G-d's on the left,
I'm still stickin' to the Right
I won't talk to no media, won't speak no lines
Nobody's puttin' up a mike
I am from Belz, I'm gonna take you to Telz
I'm gonna get ya, Soton get you
Chorus
INSTRUMENTAL Klezmer(SOLO)
CHORUS
Hell's Belz, Soton's comin' to Jews
Hell's Belz, it's a fabrengen, nu
Hell's Belz, the mechitza's high
Hell's Belz, "Gevalt!" I schrei
Hell's Belz, they're talkin' you down
Hell's Belz, they're davening around
Hell's Belz, gonna perform the rites
Hell's Belz, there's no end in sight, yeah
Oy, oy, oy, oy
Hell's Belz
Posted by: Yochanan Lavie | May 21, 2013 at 07:27 AM
Is he trying to hide something?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USECKzFPdf8
Posted by: Barry | May 21, 2013 at 07:56 AM
David--Youre rebbes with their phallic symbol payes hanging like 2 dicks down the sides of their heads thing they are gods,you guys are less then nothings who think they are all knowing all powerfull youre making a mockery out of judaism the whole of jewish religion is a joke to you guys, no shame bereft of all shame.
Posted by: jancsibacsi | May 21, 2013 at 08:56 AM
Adolph Eichler.
Posted by: Hashtin_al_Hakir | May 21, 2013 at 09:09 AM
"Belzer Rebbe Bans Hasidim From Talking To Media"
There is NOTHING lower than the media. A bunch of parasites. It is ALWAYS best to not talk to them and to ignore them as much as possible.
Posted by: David | May 21, 2013 at 11:51 AM
There is NOTHING lower than Belzers. A bunch of parasites (especially that fat pig who they call their "rebbe"). It's always best to NOT give them welfare benefits and not support their worthless institutions as much as possible.
Posted by: RWisler | May 21, 2013 at 12:21 PM
RWisler--My neighbor here in bp tells me that as a child he lived next door to the rebbe he says that the rebbe is highly medicated since early childhood he is on drugs to control his nerves, this is what they call rebbe,i say he is more like a zombie.
Posted by: jancsibacsi | May 21, 2013 at 12:34 PM
Per VIN (http://tinyurl.com/lqc3la3), the kallah and her guests are being bussed half a mile away for the reception, then bussed back at midnight for the mitzvah tanz. That's one *hell* of a mechitza.
Posted by: Local Resident | May 21, 2013 at 01:51 PM
"Per VIN (http://tinyurl.com/lqc3la3), the kallah and her guests are being bussed half a mile away for the reception, then bussed back at midnight for the mitzvah tanz. That's one *hell* of a mechitza."
Could have been worse. If they were Gerrers, I'm not sure they'd allow the kallah and choson to be in the same room during the ceremony.
Posted by: Jeff | May 21, 2013 at 02:59 PM
I don't like crowds but this event will be electrical..
Interestingly I beleive there is a North African Kabbalist on the stage..
He is the only one wearing a regular felt hat.
He is a Pinto and so far nothing bad has been written about him.
Fundraises for institutions he runs in Lyon and Straousberg France as well as one in Ashdod.
His grandfather was a respected by both local Jews and Muslims as a Kabbalist.
Every year on the yahrzeit (hilulah ) they take over a local hotel, make the kitchen kosher and celebrate..
Interesting mix of two different type of charedeim.
Posted by: Jake | May 21, 2013 at 04:51 PM