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January 03, 2013

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Sarek

Cute, YL.

Yochanan Lavie

Thanks, Abra.

Ari

If you were a visitor from another planet, and read all this mumbo jumbo, you will not find it any different than Greek myth, especially the Odysseus saga, or Norse Myth to that matter.

Right.

Abracadabra

Yochanan - this was a gem! Superb!! LOL!!!

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" Shas illegally used blessings or amulets in exchange for votes. "

So much for the "chosen people" of God who worship only one true God.

Get the chip off your shoulders, God did not choose us, we invented that, just like other cultures have invented their own versions of similar stories. Man made from dirt, everything created in six days, that the universe is only 6 thousand years old, men talking to burning bushes, Samson killing hundreds with only the jawbone of an donkey...and so on.

If you were a visitor from another planet, and read all this mumbo jumbo, you will not find it any different than Greek myth, especially the Odysseus saga, or Norse Myth to that matter.

Yochanan Lavie

Apologies to Blondie (Call Me):

Color me your color, rabbi.
Color: black kipah.
Color me your color, Chacham.
You will receive "sechar".
Come up on your Kabbalah chart.
I know who you're voting for.

Call me (call me) on the line.
Call me, call me any anytime.
Call me(call me)I will shrive.
You can call me, but not Friday night.
Call me!

Cover me with contributions.
We'll work hand in glove.
Roll me in a big tallit.
I'll never get enough.
Elections come, I want some "pie."
I should be the Chief Rabbi.

Call me (call me) on the line.
Call me, call me any anytime.
Call me (call me)I will shrive.
When it's Shabbat, we'll have kiddish wine.
Call me.

Ooy, he speaks the languages of love.
Ooy, Chabibi, תשלם לי, תשלם לי.
Ooy, צאָלן מיר!, Ashkenazi, (צאָלן מיר!).
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, anyway!
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, any day!

Call me (call me) in my life.
Call me, call me any anytime.
Call me (call me) Iphone.
Call me, call me for some holy crime.
Call me (call me) in my life.
Call me, call me on your Kindle Fire.
Call me, call me I'm your holy father, Chabibi.
Call me (call me) inner line.
Call me, call me any anytime.
Call me.
Oy, call me, oy vey.
Call me in my life.
Call me, call me any anytime

Christopher Hobe Morrison

Hasn't Shas always worked like this? The best little whore house in the Knesset? Only now they have a new app for it.

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