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January 02, 2013


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Eli, what me messiah?

Play it again, Shmarya!


This was very clever! (Near as I can figure...) Well done!

Hey folks - lighten up! A little entertainment every now and then wont kill you!

Office of the Chief Rabbi

Purim coming early this year?
It's good to stretch every now and again. Don't let these tightassed guys discourage you.

At first I thouhght this was someones diatribe against women rabbis.


This is funny, but as a previous poster said, making immature jokes and utilizing bathroom humor in a 'real piece of journalism' is totally out of bounds.


It is a very popular thing to have business meetings in hotel lobbies in Jerusalem.

I use to do it all the time.

Bas Melech

The whole thing is funny until your family is posuled (found not Jewish). Not Jewish can also mean an orthodox beit din not on the Israeli list of approved rabbis.


It's very funny, Shmarya.

Shmarya is A Piece of Garbage

Even Shmarya can find new lows to sink to.

Abu Jihad Schneerson

When I read the title of the article,I immediately thought about some har-core porn movie about an all male haredi gang-bang.Me so disappointed.....


Idea: people moving to Israel should have to supply their mother's original bloody sheet and a photo of their father's circumcision.

Making aliyah - the stuff that dreams are made of, shweetheart.


With today's Rabbinate it is usually the other part of the package that is missing.

different dave

if you consider yourself a serious journalist act like one


Very clever!! (Who wrote it?)


More metzitza b'peh references? :)

Posted by: maven | January 02, 2013 at 01:29 PM

I'm just happy to have a correspondent in Jerusalem, even if he does spend most of his time learning in a haredi yeshiva and working on writing his detective novel (that his rabbis don't know about).

Every city has an underbelly teeming with stories crying out to be told.

Jerusalem, Bnei Brak, Sefat, Ashkelon, Ashdod, etc. are no different.


More metzitza b'peh references? :)

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