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November 05, 2012


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Michael from Lakewood

While I am not a follower, IMO he has done a great thing. Even the children of his critics will benefit from this.


It is very refreshing that he says there is no justification and that he cares about the expense and the danger to health.


"One automated lettuce inspection machine can replace 10-20 human inspectors. "

Interesting, please provide a link!

Yosef ben Matitya

They have got to get rid of the costumes to be taken seriously.

Posted by: Lazer | November 05, 2012 at 03:45 PM

oh, like wearing fox tails hats in 102 f temperatures?
that sure will make anybody "taken seriously".
and of course let's not forget speaking old corrupt (indo european) geyman. that will sure bring them closer to our semitic ancestry.

Yochanan Lavie

SY: You're confusing it with "Lettuce Be," Paul's anthem.


Lazer, right- our rabbonim will give up their "costumes" when your rebbes stop wearing "shtreimels" "gartels" and kaftans and stockings, none of which were mandated by the Torah or the Talmud. Deal?


I think there ought to be an issur on running outdoors, because it is likely that one may inhale gnats and no-see-ums.

Gefilte Fish

Nothing beets whirled peas.


Posted by: Yochanan Lavie | November 05, 2012 at 12:48 PM

Pardon the suggestion, YL. Unless I yam mistaken, isn't the original lyric: Lettuce give peas a chance?


Lol YL, ruthie and all.

John Nagle, Silicon Valley, CA

If you really want to inspect vegetables for insects, there's high-speed machinery for that. It's impressive to watch as a high-speed conveyor launches lettuce leaves through a short flight path, computer-controlled cameras view them from three directions, and air jets kick out the rejects.

One automated lettuce inspection machine can replace 10-20 human inspectors.

Bruce Brown, MD

Don't you know that before the invention of pesticides electric light and blue magnifying lenses, no Jew ever ate vegetables?


its about time - as the food is gassed to get rid of the bugs
Jews and gas???

Yochanan Lavie

good ones, Sarek.

Hamish McHorney

How about backing up that little assertion there Bassy? The one that claims Sephardic judaism is more authentic than ashkenazic.


They have got to get rid of the costumes to be taken seriously.

Bassy the Haredi Slayer

Sephardi Judaism is probably more authentic (and more normal) than the Ashkenazi one.

The reason that Sephardis do not have streams like Ashkenazim (Orthodox, Conservative, Reform, etc) is that while the structure is based on Orthodox (ashkenazi term as well) style, it was always tolerant toward people who were not observant.

The Sephardi violent culture and the rabbis worship (Sali Baba, Pinto etc ) notwithstading

Office of the Chief Rabbi

Amar had a brain fart, and will retract this piece of common sense.


Excellent ruling and great common sense.

The way things used to be done before the frumma established their various kosher rackets.


Excellent ruling from Rav Amar.
It should be common sense but unfortunately some people only listen to the rabbonim without also using their own brains.


(to the tune of the Bee Gees' "Holiday")

Oh, bugs in broccoli.
Bugs in broccoli.
Oh, bugs in broccoli.
Bugs in broccoli.

Washing I think's worthwhile.
If kosher is your style.
Must find all bug bones
Find their bones,
Find their bones.

Oh, it's a funny game.
Are the rabbis to blame?
The veggies I must shred
or God will strike me dead.

Millions of Jews can eat
Then why can't I just dine?
We do the same with meat.
Veggie I must grind, I must grind.

De de de de de de etc.


YL -

Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout
Bugism, Slugism, Drugism, Thugism, Smugism, Plugism,
This-ism, that-ism, ism ism ism
All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance



that is a seriously good question!

Eli, what me messiah?

good for Amar. well-reasoned on multiple levels, and hopefully it will get attention.

now, anyone hear the one about the lady who goes into a shop and asks for a pound of kosher broccoli?



Please be advised that we are doing our best to assist as many families as possible with clean up. Due to the high volume of requests and less hours of daylight, we will be assembling dozens of volunteers for tomorrow as well. Please be assured that once your request is received, within 1-2 days, our volunteers will be dispatched to assist you.


There is a tremendous amount of beautiful, brand new clothing set up in Shor Yoshuv until 4pm today. Anyone who is unable to get there and requires transportation, please let us know and we will be happy to coordinate a ride for whoever needs. Additionally, any of our local residents who are currently staying in Queens can contact Mrs. Hochberg at 718-454-6137 for clothing.


There will be laundry drop offs at Shor Yoshuv and The Young Israel of Bayswater from 12-3pm TODAY.


As of now, we do not have any concrete information of voting locations. Once locations are verified we will notify everyone in the community.


Once again there will be lunch beginning at 12:30pm and dinner at 4:30pm being served at the following FOUR locations: The White Shul, Shor Yoshuv, Young Israel Woodmere and the Young Israel of Bayswater.

CHABAD is also offering breakfast and lunch until 4:30pm and a hot dinner from 4:30-8pm. You may also go there to rest and recharge your batteries.


There will be a large trailor to accommodate large amounts of Shaimos at 2pm at Shor Yoshuv. Shaimos may also be brought to the Agudah of Bayswater before 3pm for an additional pickup.


Our shelter and home placement effort has been ongoing since the start of the storm. If anyone needs assistance being placed in temporary housing, please call our office and our coordinator will be happy to assist you. You can reach our hotline at either 516-791-4444 or 718-414-2456.


Please be advised that both the Far Rockaway Mikvah as well as the Woodmere/Southshore Mikvah on Peninsula Avenue are open and fully operational.


If anyone would like to get involved and help volunteer with a Cedarhurst safety patrol please call Yaakov Gade at 917-364-1947.


We will be having today computers set up in our Central Avenue office from 2:30-4:30pm. Staff will be on hand to help any resident fill out initial applications for FEMA assistance. If you would like to utilize this service today, you MUST bring the following information:
The address of your damaged home/apt
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Numerous streets in Lawrence and Cedarhurst have been restored. We understand that for those still in the dark, this news is not helpful. There are intense efforts underway to get Far Rockaway restored and we will continue to keep you posted. Parts of Woodmere have also been restored and within a matter of days, there should be complete restoration in the Woodmere areas.


The following local pediatricians have notified us that they are open to see patients: Dr. Rhein, Dr. Lightman (at 41 Lord Avenue), Dr. Green & Schlusselberg and Dr. Simai.
Dr. Samson will be seeing adults at 657 Central Avenue as well.
For any residents that have been currently placed in Flatbush, Dr. Moshe Lazar has offered to see any children who need medical assistance. He can be contacted at 718-645-7337. Dr. Duvi Klein will be seeing patients in his Boro Park office located at 4406 12th Avenue.

ACHIEZER - 516-791-4444 OR 718-414-2456

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"what do americans know about good food or good coffee?"

Americans? This is about what's going on in Israel. What planet are you on?

Yochanan Lavie

All we are saying is give peas a chance.


oh for g-d's sake,
if people want to check salads and vegetables, if they're into that,
salt into water, then salad or vegtebles in salted water, let it soak a bit and then see all (sometimes just a few) the tiny bugs floating.
i always thought the ready bug free food in the kosher markets looked a bit too plastic wrapped so tightly....not even appetizing!
but then, what do americans know about good food or good coffee?

Alter Kocker

Whats this? A little sense out of Amar?

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