Haredi Rabbi Blames Hurricane Sandy On Israel’s Subservient Relationship With the US
Amnon Yitzhak, the Yemenite ‘mega church’ kiruv rabbi, explained the
meaning of Hurricane Sandy. "Here we have America, with all of its magnitude, dealing with a nice
hurricane." Imitating the sound of wind blowing, Yitzhak continued, "God
put on a ventilator there. See how much damage and how many people have
been killed, etc, etc – and that's just the first round."
Haredi Rabbi Blames Hurricane Sandy On Israel’s Subservient Relationship With the US
Shmarya Rosenberg • FailedMessiah.com
Ynet reports that Amnon Yitzhak, the Yemenite ‘mega church’ kiruv rabbi, explained the meaning of Hurricane Sandy during a talk he gave in the Israeli city of Ma'ale Adumim earlier this week.
"Here we have America, with all of its magnitude, dealing with a nice hurricane." Imitating the sound of wind blowing, Yitzhak continued, "God put on a ventilator there. See how much damage and how many people have been killed, etc, etc – and that's just the first round."
Yitzhak went on to explain that the State of Israel's dependence on the United States was the root cause of Hurricane Sandy.
"God has no problem helping his sons [i.e., Jews in Israel], but the sons must recognize their father [and “rely on him rather than the US], Yitzhak said.
"Why do we agree to follow the American's chain like a dog? So he can tie us to a tree and say, 'Now I'll let you go for a walk, now you stay here?' For $3 million [sic] ?! Who tells a person, 'Give me money and I'll be your slave?' Have you ever heard of such a thing? Where is your freedom?… No one surrenders to America today. No one. Just us. Saudi Arabia cut off ties with them, Egypt severed ties, Syria doesn't listen to them, Iran disregards them. Ahmadi [Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad] goes there and calls them 'the Great Satan' and they don't stop him. South Korea [sic] laughs at them and developed nukes without asking them. The entire world shows contempt for the Americans, does whatever it wants, and the Americans beg for 'negotiations' and tell Ahmadi once and again that they want 'negotiations,' and only to us they keep saying, 'Well? Well? Well?' We are the only people that remains backward, that willingly places itself under foreign rule. Instead of a sovereign country – a colony of the United States,” Yitzhak said.
Americans want Israel to be "devoted to them, captured by them," Yitzhak claimed, and that is why America has prevented Israel many times from developing advanced weapons – so that Israel depends on US military aid.
"'Obamba' said that America's interests come before Israel's interests, until Romney told him that he should be ashamed of himself."
Yitzhak labeled Israel Jacob and the US Esau, referring to the rabbinic statement that Esav hates Ya’akov.
He also claimed that without US interference, Israel could have struck Iran and ended the war with it before it even began – “On a small scale, as they say, without any noise, without any shouting, without any problem" – and stopped rocket fire from Gaza into Israel's southern communities, "without entering Gaza."
[Hat Tip: LSK.]
Rabbis = Reality Stars.
They say and do anything just to make headlines and keep their name in the public conscious.
Just wait for the sex tapes, when idiotic statements dont work anymore.
Posted by: netflix | November 01, 2012 at 07:36 AM
And all this time we thought it was gay marriage causing it!
Posted by: Brendan Weiss | November 01, 2012 at 07:36 AM
OH theese mental defective rabbis are despicable they think they have the answer to everything they know they act like they are all knowing what a hsame to have theese so called jews in our midst playing stupid mind games with their hopeless dupe followers fuii they stink
Posted by: jancsipista | November 01, 2012 at 07:53 AM
Let's see, Sandy hit the biggest Jewish communities in the world outside of Israel. I, Lord Garnel Ironheart, with my own personal ruach hakodesh declare that Sandy was punishment for all the frum Jews who protect the pedophiles, rapists and thieves in their midst.
Posted by: Garnel Ironheart | November 01, 2012 at 07:55 AM
Who gave these idiots permission to blame this devastating disaster on any one thing or on anything at all? It is confusing because another monkey rabbi claimed it was due to homosexuality. It is Avodah Zorah and against the bonafide Torah to listen to these aholes, especially since alot of them including the egotistical money & attention hungry amnon.
Posted by: Measure | November 01, 2012 at 08:04 AM
See how much damage and how many people have been killed, etc, etc – and that's just the first round
Clearly a man of deep compassion and reverence for life.
Of course according to his logic, this "nice hurricane" should have hit Israel, but that's ok. Don't forget... It's kiruv! The man gets a little leeway.
Posted by: Atheodox Jew | November 01, 2012 at 08:08 AM
another horse's ass
Posted by: steven eppel | November 01, 2012 at 08:08 AM
I'm amazed and a little bit sickened that anyone still listens to this hack. I suppose suicide bombings are Israelis' fault for being subservient to America? Or is it for using iphones? It's so hard to keep track...
Posted by: Friar Yid | November 01, 2012 at 08:11 AM
$3 million in annual US aid to Israel? If only it were $3 million, but it's more like $3 BILLION annually.
Now what if a few of years of aid money had instead been used to construct a sea wall to protect the water main entrances to the New York City area? Of course, Haredi rabbis are not into science.
Instead of Israel being a slave to the US, it seems to me that most American politicians with national aspirations have become slaves to Israel. AIPAC wields more power in Washington than AARP.
When is the last time you heard a major politician talking about cutting aid to Israel? But talk about cutting Medicare and Social Security benefits for future retirees is now fair game, at least among Republicans.
Sandy has impacted about one in every three Jews in the US, and a far higher percentage of the ultra Orthodox. How do the holy rollers explain that one?
Posted by: Rocky | November 01, 2012 at 08:25 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amnon_Yitzhak
Another whacked out BT
Posted by: Satmar Rebbe | November 01, 2012 at 08:41 AM
Okay rabbi, this means I can support the US withdrawing all of its aid to Israel. I assume this would be going too far for this schnorrer.
Posted by: Feminsta | November 01, 2012 at 08:52 AM
Theodicy
n. (Old Gr.) theos - god, idiocy - idiocy
Posted by: rebeljew | November 01, 2012 at 08:57 AM
Rabbi Amnon Yitzhak has made hundreds of thousands of baalei teshuva. Be careful about what you say about him.
Posted by: betz | November 01, 2012 at 09:24 AM
Gee, I thought the storm hit NJ so hard because of the parasites in Lakewood who won't work and live off stealing from the government
Posted by: moshe | November 01, 2012 at 10:10 AM
? Even Pat Robertson's claptrap has internal logic. These are the ravings of a madman and make no sense at all. His Torah and Talmud studies must be comedy fodder.
Posted by: Sarek | November 01, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Um.....Rabbi...Dude..........
It's NORTH Korea, not South Korea that is the problem.
Posted by: rebitzman | November 01, 2012 at 10:29 AM
Nothing like a donkey biting the hand that feeds it. Actually it's Israel that drags the U.S. around by the nose and makes us sacrifice American interests to those of Israel.
Posted by: Jerry | November 01, 2012 at 10:40 AM
Mother Nature from time to time has to correct the mess we humans make.
I wonder what this Rabbi would say if there was a Hurricane arriving at Israel in a couple of Days?
Posted by: Milhouse | November 01, 2012 at 10:50 AM
Apologies to "Grease" (Summer Nights):
[Rabbi]
Super storm, God's anger blasts
[Sandy]
Super storm, USA bashed
[Rabbi]
I saw a phone, internet's free
[Sandy]
Jews who use, must punished be
[Both]
Super storm blastin' all morn, and oy-vey those stormy frights
[Everyone]
Uh Nu-a nu-a nu-a huh
[Pirchei choir]
Tell me more, tell me more
[Amnon]
Did it get very far?
[Kollel boys]
Tell me more, tell me more
[Shmarya]
Like did he write a shtar?
[Everyone]
oy-vey-oy-vey-oy-vey-oy-vey
[Rabbi]
She stormed by me, 'cause Gays did vamp
[Sandy]
I ran by him, got his shul damp
[Rabbi]
I blame my wife, her stockings were down
[Sandy]
He showed off, schukling around
[Both]
Super storm, climate's too warm, but oy-vey theodicy bites
[Everyone]
Uh nu-a nu-a nu-a huh
[Pirchei choir]
Tell me more, tell me more
[Nosson Leiter]
Was God's vengeance alight?
[Kollel boys]
Tell me more, tell me more
[Amnon]
Did God show us His might?
[Everyone]
oy-vey-oy-vey-oy-vey-oy-vey
[Rabbi]
Greenwich Village cancelled parade
[Sandy]
I went storming, Sea Gate was splayed
[Rabbi]
I gave a sermon that's schlock
[Sandy]
I stayed on, tchineks were hocked
[Both]
Stormy zing, this time it stings, but oy-vey those stormy frights
[Everyone]
Uh nu-a nu-a nu-a huh
[Pirchei choir]
Tell me more, tell me more
[Putzie]
But don't marry a fag
[Kollel boys]
Tell me more, tell me more
[Shmarya]
The rabbi is a douche bag..
[Everyone]
shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop,shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, YEH
[Sandy]
I got angry, when I hit land
[Rabbi]
She got angry, because we are damned
[Sandy]
On Israel, Obama ain't keen
[Rabbi]
Only Germany would sell submarines
[Everyone]
Woah!
[Both]
You must eat only Glatt Kosher meat, or oy-vey those stormy frights
[Everyone]
oy, oy, oy
[Pirchei choir]
Tell me more, tell me more
[Skeptic]
How much dough must we spend?
[Kollel boys]
Tell me more, tell me more
[Troll]
Could we make our amends?
[Sandy]
It turned colder - that's where it ends
[Rabbi]
Get a boner, it'll start again
[Sandy]
Through the Tri-state region I'll plow
[Rabbi]
Wonder why I'm holier than thou?
[Both]
Storm extremes make rabbis scheme,
bu-ut oy, those Storm-my frights....
[Everyone]
Tell me more, tell me more!
Posted by: Yochanan Lavie | November 01, 2012 at 11:10 AM
I'm blaming the hurricane on Yochanan's heretical song lyrics!
Posted by: Jeff | November 01, 2012 at 11:22 AM
Jeff: Be careful or I'll turn you into a newt.
Posted by: Yochanan Lavie | November 01, 2012 at 11:28 AM
Hey, Rabbi. Sure, God sent us Katrina, Sandy, wildfires, deficits, etc., as a punishment for our treatment of Israel. What about the Arabs who are ultimately responsible for Israel's problems? Why doesn't God do anything to them? . . . No answer, huh? What's the matter, cat suddenly got your tongue?
Posted by: Baruch Shelo Asani Haredi | November 01, 2012 at 12:16 PM
Hey Rabbi
You are living proof that your mother was fucked by a goat.
Posted by: Alter Kocker | November 01, 2012 at 12:26 PM
I blame the good ravs phone
Posted by: Chazal Qaeda | November 01, 2012 at 12:49 PM
Another Yochanan Lavie classic. Bravo!
Posted by: FirstGenerationBavarianAmerican | November 01, 2012 at 02:29 PM
YL, you are just bubbling over in creativity. incredible. (It also left me with the mental image of Olivia Newton John dancing and signing with a rabbi.)
Posted by: Eli, what me messiah? | November 01, 2012 at 02:56 PM
Jeff: Be careful or I'll turn you into a newt.
Posted by: Yochanan Lavie | November 01, 2012 at 11:28 AM
He'll get better.
Posted by: SkepticalYid | November 01, 2012 at 03:32 PM
Thanks, Eli, FGBA.
Posted by: Yochanan Lavie | November 01, 2012 at 03:48 PM
Nothing like a donkey biting the hand that feeds it. Actually it's Israel that drags the U.S. around by the nose and makes us sacrifice American interests to those of Israel.
Posted by: Jerry | November 01, 2012 at 10:40 AM
Right, and the only reason that happens is because the JOOZ control the banks and the media and are all a fifth column in America amirite? I bet you're an occupy tool.
Posted by: Korben Dallas | November 01, 2012 at 05:00 PM
Posted by: Korben Dallas | November 01, 2012 at 05:00 PM
He sounds more like a Ron Paul type than an Occupy person, you teabagging tool.
Posted by: SkepticalYid | November 01, 2012 at 07:33 PM
Perhaps Yitzhak is correct. Perhaps Israel and jews should learn to be more reliant on Hashem and Him alone. Maybe that would hasten Moshiach. Why not cease to insist on mandatory Orthodox enlistment in the IDF, refuse all U.S. financial aid, military hardware, protection for 3 to 5 years. Let's sit back, see what happens. Deus ex machina?
Posted by: zionist goy | November 01, 2012 at 07:36 PM
teabagging? hey did you see this one, left boy - http://bit.ly/Q9znH9
Posted by: Korben Dallas | November 01, 2012 at 08:38 PM
Haredi Rabbi Blames Hurricane Sandy On Israel’s Subservient Relationship With the US
Nonsense! It is due to the evil postings of this blog - the unholy Failedmessiah.
Posted by: Rob | November 01, 2012 at 10:36 PM
Rabbi Ovadia Yosef: Hurricane Katrina punishment for pullout, result of Bush’s support for disengagement, failure of New Orleans’ black residents to study Torah. ‘This is the punishment for what Bush did to Gush Katif,’ rabbi says
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3138779,00.html
Posted by: Rabbi Ovadia Yosef | November 02, 2012 at 02:19 AM
This creep is so happy that Pinto is screwed. Like he won the lotto.
Posted by: Hashtin_al_Hakir | November 02, 2012 at 10:06 AM
Posted by: Rabbi Ovadia Yosef | November 02, 2012 at 02:19 AM
If only GHW Bush had thought to pull out in time., we might never have had Dubya inflicted upon us.
Posted by: SkepticalYid | November 02, 2012 at 03:05 PM
Dubya was a great president. But I digress....
So America gets punished because it helps Israel? Does that make any sense?
Posted by: Shmuel | November 02, 2012 at 03:58 PM
the funniest thing is that this creepy clown is altogether anti zionist.
Posted by: Yosef ben Matitya | November 02, 2012 at 07:06 PM
I agree with him in that since Israel doesn't need American money, we should stop sending it to them. Everry last fucking nickel.
We need it for the hurricane Sandy relief effort.
Posted by: Gevezener Chusid | November 03, 2012 at 10:42 AM
another bal tshuva nut case
Posted by: Gevezener Chusid | November 03, 2012 at 10:44 AM
This is gratitude of this Haredi asshole for American Nation for having him a guest on American soil several times and allowing him to make some millions from these visits. America, wake up! Don’t allow all these pseudo-human garbage to pollute your air!
Posted by: Russian PhD | November 03, 2012 at 02:50 PM
Betz,
I hear threats? You say me be careful? So, I am careful to say what I think about you: FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR RABBI YITZJAK IN HIS PIOUS ASS AND FUCK ALL MAROON “BAALEI TESHUVA” THAT HE MADE!
Posted by: Russian PhD | November 03, 2012 at 02:56 PM
there had to be some fault on both sides of the relationship that created strain and hindered it from blossoming into something more productive.
Posted by: Healthy Relationship with Ramada Killerig | December 07, 2012 at 08:32 AM