Lakewood, New Jersey Modesty Sign

"Dear Sisters, Please be aware that when schmoozing an this corner, the streetlight shines directly on you, thereby making the nisayon [test] for men passing by far greater!!"

Comments

[FMFan]

Left in the dark again - Jim Steinman, Rosh Yeshiva, Mesivta De' Meatloaf

[maven]

...and apparently frum men are incapable of self control, being little more than raging hormones on legs...
All The Best

[Barry]

Fake sign, not signed by any rabbi. Someone's idea of a joke.

[Alter Kocker]

New Headline:
Woman stands under streetlight, Orthodox Jewish man seen fleeing on hairy pogo-stick!

[NugatoryTorah]

The thing the rabbonim don't point out with modesty and women and the internet is that many of the frummers found with porn on their phone have homosexual porn.

Naturallly they need to keep the spotlight on heterosexual issues hence these types of signs.

Its all just schtick.
Yeshivas have the same modesty standards as our British public schools meaning everyone is assumed to have had a same sex experience. This goes back to Schneerson and his bisexual experiments in Paris.

[Steven W]

A useful message. That way the nafkas will be on the corner in the light so the guys don't accidentally try to pick up their wives.

[mimi]

Dear sisters, please be aware that while eating bananas you must slice them into pieces so as not to tittilate the men...Hot Dogs, of course, are forbidden in mixed company...

[Garnel Ironheart]

I agree with Barry: it's a joke.

[Edgar]

This was also posted in Williamsburg and New Square.

i.e., it is a viral hoax. Poe's Law. So close to the real thing, but not quite.

[PrettyBoyFloyd]

This sign is actually hanging in Shmarya's bedroom/basement/man cave.

[Sarek]

So why don't they throw stones at the streetlight?

[I'm a Sheep. You too?]

I'm a Sheep. You too?

Listen to your shepherd(Rabbi) he needs to keep the sheep(people) in line as not to stray. And, if you do stray he will send the wolves(shomrim or police) to bring you back to the other sheep.

[Rebitzman]

If anyone else were to try to lure women into the shadows.....

[Jeff]

This goes back to Schneerson and his bisexual experiments in Paris.

Wait - what?

[Apostate]

Poe's Law, Shmoe's Law. You'll see women obeying the sign.

[Reb Chaim]

Boy oh boy are these guys oversexed or what? If they really want to avoid nisyanot, they should stay in the bet midrash 24 hours a day and never have any contact with strange women.

[mashiach agent]

where in lakewood is this posted? which corner?

[spacedout BT]

Not endorsed by any rabbi or community council but probably the work of some self-appointed "modesty committee".

[The Anti-Schmendrick]

Yes, it is an inside joke. Yes, a handful of women will fall for it - but do they really stand around under a streetlight and schmooze in Lakewood.

Another boring no-news day.

[I can't think of a name yet]

Don't insult them. They may start rioting and killing our ambassadors like Muslims. NOT.

[chafetz b'ilum shmo]

"...Schneerson and his bisexual experiments in Paris..."

Detail please!

[Bas Melech]

What is the fuss? The greater the nisayon, the greater the reward. These women should be encouraged to stand by the light.

[MO]

This sign was a gag put up by a self-described humorist, before he took it down a few minutes later.

[Oy Vey!]

JEWISH WOMEN STANDING UNDER STREETLIGHTS AND SMOOZING? What will a GENITAL like myself think and 'VICE' versa?!!!