Video: A Retired Pornographer And A Retired Rabbi Join Forces To Make 'Kosher' Porn

That's the premise of a new independent film, Your Good Friend. The film is a mockumentary and the trailer, posted below, is brilliantly funny.

 

The film's website.

[Hat Tip: Dr. Dildo.]

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[Porn4All]

More PORN! Bring it on! How I love this site!!!!

[Yochanan Lavie]

Here are some future titles:

Deep Torah
Behind the Green Mezuzah
Devorah does Dalet Amot
50 Shades of Black
The Illustrated Gemara Kiddushin
The Marquis de Satmar

[FirstGenerationBavarianAmerican]

Its a shame a real retired pornographer, Al Goldstein, was not used. He is one of the principals behind the 1972 film "It Happened in Hollywood". The film is forgotten but the copy for a radio ad is not. Dick Clark narrates this aircheck from the Long John Nebel overnight radio talk show:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XARgEM4vf2E

[MIkal W. Grass]

Just saw this in the NY Post:

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/queens/qns_man_in_alleged_divorce_beating_F7svG5NNxBEVGt4iEDP1KK

Now back to your regular viewing.

[Maskil]

Posted by: Yochanan Lavie | May 18, 2012 at 11:48 AM

Genius!

[JJG]

That's a real rabbi there - the Reform writer on Jewish mysticism, Larry Kushner.

[abe]

The "Rabbi" forgot to put on his yarmulke - or was the rabbi the one with the beret?

[Lubavitchers are Christians]

Not to change the topic, but Shmarya - did you hear what Rabbi Aron Tetelbaum of Satmar-Monroe said yesterday to his followers?

He said that "even though we will be the only ones not joining the internet asifah, and I know many of you feel uncomfortable being the only ones not joining, however, you should feel the same way when we are the only ones who don't participate in elections in Israel. Everyone else participates, with huge signs from their porches, and only our porches are empty. And we are proud of that, and you should feel the same way now."

And the rabbi finished his words:

"And now that you feel the same way as the Satmar in Israel who don't participate in the elections, please open your wallets and donate to these people in Israel."

http://www.bhol.co.il/Article.aspx?id=40956

[Suzy Q]

Ron Jeremy is Jewish too!!

[Porn4All]

Ron Jeremy is Jewish too!!

Posted by: Suzy Q | May 18, 2012 at 03:55 PM

Harav Ron Jeremy "HaGadol" - my rebbe.

[Chicago Sam]

This idea adds nu meaning to Haredi and Hassidic "Gedolim" and their righteous flocks.

[SkepticalYid]

Posted by: Yochanan Lavie | May 18, 2012 at 11:48 AM

Also:
Stuff mein kishke
Fill my pulsing pushka
lick my lokshen

[dh]

Huh? You mean rabbis retire???

[justice for the children .]

rabbis are for the birds . don't trust them . we saw enough .

anyway , sex is the only thing going in
religious or haredi communities .
that's all they do . sex, sex ,and more sex . haredi have no other interest than sex . sex to produce . the obcession of
producing . even if you do not like your husband or if you have enough with obcessive , repetitive every day sex ,
you must do it , no matter what .

so, don't be shocked about what's going on in the religious communities .

sex is their education . it hits them in the head . it's a disease . a compulsive disorder .

religious or haredi are taught since 7th
grade the importance of sex . brainwashed to the core . the teaching of sex is intensified throughout the grades .
at 18 years old , they are done .
sex obcessed forever . no cure .

[Yochanan Lavie]

Thanks, Maskil, Skeptical. Shabbat Shalom.

[Hamish McHorny]

Justice for the children: you should seek help for your substance abuse problem. (I'm being kind here and assuming you are not simply a fuckwitted moron who is the result of some serious incestuous inbreeding over a couple generations)

[SkepticalYid]

And let us never forget the classic :

BP girls go wild for Willie

[justice for the children .]

ah1ah! i bet you were raped in a mikvah at age 11 and you are gay , cuz you are religious . you cannot do anything , cuz you are stuck in your 'frim' condition .
no way out .

[justice for the children .]

hamish McHorny,

wait for the upcoming articles
on all kinds of sex abuse, molestation ,
rape in the religious community.

they come up abudantly every day , uncontrollably .

something that does not happen in the secular jewish community or rarely happen .
one case out of millions.

secular jews are better , bc they are not frustrated , and they have a better education . they are normal.

[Fleishike Kishke]

Metziza B'Peh
Yichud in Yonkers
Brooklyn Besulot
Anal Asifa

[ah-pee-chorus]

and the tasteless holocaust porn....schindlers fist.

[Litvish]

TORAH MIT MITZVOS

Posted by: ira
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Now thats real porn.

[SkepticalYid]

Yetta yanks Yankel
Deep Tropper
The Rabbi in Ms. Jones
Yoni's Yingerman
Deremes does Dallas

[Hamish McHorny]

Jfc: Oh please. I'm not even going to bother entering debate with you as you are a fool. A petty minded, hate filled idiotic bigot.

Anyone who has seen my posts on here knows that I am no apologist for the haredim but I do insist on fairness and even handed treatment so I have no time for the emotional cripples like you who are so damaged they cannot operate properly.

You have my sympathy. But I wont waste my time on you.

[MoishieCohen]

The trailer is 'brilliantly funny'

I guess we now get an idea what Shmarya's sense of humor (or lack thereof) is like

[B]

you people are sick, get a life

[Dr. Dave]

How about Jewish porn names. Your rebbe's first name and the masechet of gemara you first learned:

Zalman Sanhedrin

Mendel Megilla

Shmulke Sota

[SkepticalYid]

Menachem Mendel's Second Cumming

[ah-pee-chorus]

YL and SkepticalYid-

hilarious!!

[Shmuel]

Jesus' jizm
The second Cumming of .....
but "anal asifa" takes the cake.....hilarious.@

[SkepticalYid]

Posted by: ah-pee-chorus | May 19, 2012 at 11:40 PM
Thanks :-)
Let's never forget the classic:
Willie's wild willies!

[Yochanan Lavie]

Rambam, thank you ma'am!

Luba-bitches.

[SkepticalYid]

Able Maidls
Teitel-bums
Kollel Keppy

[Friar Yid]

The oddest part about this is that the rabbi in the movie is played by a real-life rabbi who works at the biggest Reform shul in town.

[God is not amused]

"Lubervitchers Are Chrisitians" LOL!
NYS Christians wish that Lubavitchers should stay out of THEIR politics!!!
Especially the Satmars of Kiryas Joel/Monroe! Christians are up in arms in Monroe and Orange County, NY at abuse of the voting system by the Satmars who VOTE(yes you heard right, vote) FOR Monroes, local politicians, who are kurva for the Satmar block vote. Sad to say: The hate for KJ and it citizens by the local gentile/jew alike is searing. Aaron T. has no idea how to be a leader, if this is what people think of his community.

[God is not amused]

LOL!!! very funny. Now I am going to feel guilty all day for laughing at a very devastating, destructive activity such as porn. bah.

[Abu Jihad Schneerson]

Can I suggest Heshy Friedman starring alongside 3 black shemales?I am sure it would be a great movie......

[Abu Jihad Schneerson]

It could be called ":"Metzizah B'Peh on 3 well hung ebony ladies".

[SkepticalYid]

Or perhaps a simple: Heshy's He-She's

[Fleishike Kishke]

Nida K'Neged Nida.

[shimon baum]

I hope Boteach doesn't see this knowing him he will take it seriously and come out with a new book with that title.

[SkepticalYid]

Nah, it would more likely be: Shtupping Shmuely- A Hands-On Guide for the Perplexed.