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Maybe they hate you because you are bland.
Posted by: Foreskinlessman1 | June 26, 2011 at 03:59 PM
The themes they draw upon in this video are consistent with William Shirer's book "Rise & Fall of 3rd Reich" concerning what sorts of personalities got attracted to National Socialism.
Posted by: Yoel Mechanic | June 26, 2011 at 04:16 PM
All the blondes in my family have sons with brises. Take that, Foreskin Man!!!
Posted by: Gefilte Fish | June 26, 2011 at 05:13 PM
B"H
They guy on the cover looks like my son . . . and yes, I was born Jewish . . .
Posted by: Michelle | June 26, 2011 at 06:01 PM
This comic would not be good enough to use as toilet paper.
Posted by: Adam Neira | June 26, 2011 at 06:22 PM
Multiple choice question.
What will be in issue #4 of Foreskin Man?
a)The foreskins of Christian babies are used to make matzoh.
b)Jews poison the wells with their toxic foreskins
c)The Learned Mohels of Zion secretly control the banks
Answer: It’s a trick question. The correct choice is d) All of the above.
Posted by: anuran | June 26, 2011 at 06:52 PM
anuran-
yup, its a good bet all will be featured in future issues.
Posted by: ah-pee-chorus | June 26, 2011 at 10:49 PM
And I wonder what happens when Foreskin Woman joins the team, and then later - little Foreskin Babies, and Foreskin Boy.
The mind boggles.
And...what do they do with all of the salvaged foreskins? (301 jokebook answers here.)
Posted by: BeenThereDoneThat | June 27, 2011 at 12:14 AM
Anuran, probably none, he still has to do the "African savages" and the "Ideological Muslims", before he can return to the Jew.
Been, doing with them? Don't you know that foreskins are great against penile-oral disease transmission? (This is a joke!)
They also reduce the desire to bugger asses... and reduce injuries to vagina during normal intercourse, they reduce the chances on frostbite there and they give men a much better understanding of vaginal yeast infections.
Posted by: Teddy | June 27, 2011 at 09:38 AM
Looks like anti-blondeism to me which is ironic since my grandmother was blonde. I thought it was a very humorous video. It made my day. Idiots claiming persecution always make me smile.
Posted by: EileenK | June 27, 2011 at 11:07 AM
the guy is clearly a neo-nazi. what else is new?
Posted by: maven | June 27, 2011 at 11:28 AM
Neo-Nazi against cute little Jews being hurt? That is new.
Posted by: Teddy | June 27, 2011 at 12:01 PM
The thing about the Foreskin Man comic is that if you rub it, it becomes a long Graphic Novel.
Posted by: Yochanan Lavie | June 27, 2011 at 02:24 PM
Yochanan, or in Hess' case a microfiche
Posted by: anuran | June 27, 2011 at 09:03 PM
The ignorance here is appalling. Genital mutilation is no joke, and is directly responsible for over 100 unnecessary deaths in the U.S. every year. It is obvious that you people who are referring to this comic as "anti-semetic" have missed the point entirely. Forced infant circumcision is a direct violation of a child's Constitutional right to choose their own religion. I was circumcised at birth under my Jewish parents approval and now regret it being done to me very much. As an adult I now choose not to follow Judaism, but I am left with a scar and the permanent damage that was forced upon me. Let every human being choose the fate of their own body and religious affiliation.
Posted by: Mike Anderson | June 28, 2011 at 02:50 AM
Mike, are you a J.A.C. member?
Posted by: Teddy | June 28, 2011 at 05:43 AM
I really think that people need to realize that this is just a comic book and that this guy is only standing up for what he feels is right. There is nothing wrong with that. Do you even know why you circumcise your children? What the reason is? Check your history. Do you really still think that Lilith/Lillu is going to kill your first born son? In any case, it is a Jewish practice and should not be forced onto Christians and other non-Jewish peoples. Plain and simple.
Posted by: Dru L. | June 28, 2011 at 07:20 AM
Hey Mike, where in hell do you get your statistics - 100 deaths directly the result of circumcision in the USA alone? Can you cite a source, or are you just blowing smoke out of your ass?
Posted by: Morris the Katz | June 29, 2011 at 06:05 PM
San Francisco is to jurisprudence what Fukushima is to Ganeden.
Posted by: Adam Neira | June 30, 2011 at 06:17 AM
btw evil jurah is rather hunky.
Posted by: R | July 04, 2011 at 12:32 PM
You have to keep in mind why Jews circumcise: circumcision was part of the Old Covenant. Orthodox Jews do not believe that the Messiah has come yet, so they follow the Old Covenant commands.
I do not see any reason for circumspection these days, because the Messiah, Jesus has come (the Old Covenant was preparation for the New Covenant- circumcision was a sign that Israel was the one nation God chose to bless all nations- Genesis chapters 12, 15, 17. There are many other details, but it will take too much time to get into for this topic.) Of course, Orthodox Jews do not believe this, so they hold fast to the Abrahamic Covenant teachings.
"Circumcise yourselves to the LORD, and take away the foreskins of your heart, ye men of Judah and inhabitants of Jerusalem: lest my fury come forth like fire, and burn that none can quench it, because of the evil of your doings.
(Jeremiah 4:4 KJV)"
The average Jew would have understood this analogy- a physical tradition use to bring the point home that their heart wasn't right with God.
I can go on and on with passages about what Paul said in the New Testament, but I think it would suffice to say, it is no longer needed.
That being said, I must say if I get married and have any sons, I will not have them circumcised. Not needed- I am under the New Covenant, so I will teach my kids the whole Bible. They can choose when they become adults.
Now remember, according to the command God gave Moses, God commanded for circumcision to be done on the 8th day of his life. There is a medical reason why--- it will heal faster than any other time in the guys life. From what I understand, the vitamin K level is 30% for the first 7 days, and on the 8th day, up to 110%, then day 9 and the rest of his life, 80% (Been a long time since I learned this, to the %s may be slightly off).
Oh, by the way, I was circumcised at birth, and I have no problem with that.
This kind of comic is pathetic, I must say.
Posted by: Michael | July 07, 2011 at 08:34 AM