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August 15, 2010


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another kurva from a broken divorced home ooy vey


posted by: Alter Kocker

excellent !!!!

Menachem Mendel lll

Is there a link out somewhere out there with that has photos of all of the fornicating Rabbi's concubines and or Jewess Geishas adorned in jet black staight hair shytelehs.

I don't know about you but I have yet to see a Jewess adorne whoreself with a curly haired shytleheh which is what the majority of yiddeleh are blessed with genetically including yours truly.

What's with Monica-Lewinsky- May-Ling look?

Does it make the tzizis wearers harder 'thinking' they are yentzing a China shicks provided that the shyeleh stays on and the lights remain off in order to maintain the fantasy, illusion or lie.

Nice. Very nice.

Solomon Dwek

Schneier was shortened from Schneerson for those of you keeping score at home.


Actually, he's an 8th generation (or 9th generation) descendant of the Alter Rebbe, the founder of Chabad.


I'm sorry, this guy is neither Hareidi nor Chabad. I'm amazed Shmarya even noticed.

corn popper

Monsey Hocker,
It might also actually convince MM III to be an MO Rabbah!

Menachem Mendel lll

@ Monsey Hocker

Thank's for your constructive criticisim.

I am grateful to educated individuals such as yourself who take time away from from their busy lives n' schedules and critique other peoples posts such as yours truly.

Also, I found your contribution on the subject of the child fornitcating convict and F.E.L.O.N who is now demanding only the finest in kosher fress be diverered to his jail cell hot n' fresh very day, most insightful and a must read for all families both frum and non-frum alike.


Rabbi Marc,

Next time, get a room!

Monsey Hocker

"For all I'm concerned he can have sex with her spread out on the bimah during Kol Nidre infront of his entire congregation."

MM3, I would agree with you but for the caveat that he only perform said act on the bima in missionary. Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl or heaven forbid, doggie, would provide far too much clitoral stimulation for the congregants to watch, and would then be a disgrace - Especially if the rabbi is wearing a blue shirt in shul.



On another post the heading was: ""Orthodox 'Rabbi To The Stars' Caught Kissing Lover; 4th Wife Wants Divorce"""

I wonder how come he doesn't make more out of the "orthodox" part. i wish he would clarify what he meant by "orthodox"
Is he really orthodox like rabbi Avi wiess or Rabbi tendler?

corn popper

Too bad he aint Haredi, Shmarya would be positively orgasmic.


The rabbi was learning a foreign language.
Namely, French. They were both rolling
their R's by using their tounges.

Alter Kocker

Who cares what the rabbi does with his putz in his spare time. As long as it doesn't have anything to do with little children, farm animals or the deceased, go ahead and shtupp whoever you please rabbi!

Menachem Mendel lll

A spokesman for Rabbi Schneier, Ken Sunshine, said: "Marc Schneier is a renowned worldwide leader, and a pioneer in Muslim-Jewish relations. He has been dealing with a very serious illness, and we will have no comment on rumor or innuendo."

B"H...If is how a "very serious illness" sidelined the community leader and world famous spiritus advisor to Mr. Simmons I can hardly wait until we all get see photos of his no holds barred sexcapades with he is "healed" had a chance to fully recover.

At this point, I would ask that we all stand and say the MI SHEBERACH together.

May the One who blessed our ancestors, Sarah and Abraham, Rebecca and Isaac, Leah, Rachel and Jacob bless Ha'Rav Markehleh (french kisser) Schneier along with all of the ill among us. Grant insight to those who bring healing, courage and faith to those who are sick, love and strength to us and to all who love them. God, let your spirit rest upon all who are ill and comfort them. May they and we soon know a time of complete healing, a healing of the body and a healing of the spirit and let us say: Amen



But those who know them know better
Marc is a pathetic, albeit bright and gifted-gab, sleazy guy who has plenty inner demons he's yet to deal with, and Gitty is/was just desperate. Kicking what, 40 now? She's def high 30's, been swaying amid many social scenes for many years now looking for a partner in life, and well, looks like she found one - for lease anyway. b//c even if they married one day, what kind of a fool would she be to believe that she would hold on to him any better than any of the other (mind you, much prettier than her) women he's had?

oh, and did anyone notice his big fat belly and hanging tuches...? sorry, couldnt help but laugh at the irony of how such unfit men get the fit women hanging all over them... seriously women, have some standards for yourself (and i dont mean just physically)


Everyone please calm down. There is nothing here but the good Rabbi getting some well-needed speech therapy from the young lady. Her c.v. shows that she has a special certificate in developing oral skills and proper tongue techniques. Merely a professional encounter between therapist and patient. The majority of the critical comments heretofore are the product of dirty minds.

Nigritude Ultramarine

Could be the sleaziest rabbi ever and he isn't even charedi.

This will make application process easier for him.


Here's a link for Gitty's picture and bio:


Menachem Mendel lll

@ Visually Arresting Aug 15 2010 2:40 PM

Very well said.
I agree 100%.


leiner? is she a einakle of the izhbitzer? maybe the radziner? they should be proud!

Visually Arresting

Wow, the best thing about Failed Messiah is the reader comments. They never FAIL to match--if not outweigh--the articles' bizarre humor.

Shmarya, you have an unspoken gift: bringing together the world's cleverest Yidden! What a Shadchan.

Menachem Mendel lll

For all I'm concerned he can have sex with her spread out on the bimah during Kol Nidre infront of his entire congregation.

After all, this is Ahmerikeh!


Good ole' hippie Judaism.

Boi Bshalom

He doesnt look like a rabbi in the photo, he certainly does not act like a rabbi...so he IS NOT a rabbi!

Monsey Hocker

I don't get it. A male rabbi is kissing a woman? How disgusting. Somebody get him a ten year old boy to fondle and pronto!

Critical minyaN

Could be the sleaziest rabbi ever and he isn't even charedi. That's a talent.

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