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September 18, 2009

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Yochanan Lavie

Kapparot song (apologies to "Blackbird" by the Beatles):

Chicken swinging in the new year time
Take these crispy wings and learn to fry
All your tzuris
We were only waiting for this moment to shlug kapporos

Chicken swinging in the new year time
Take these golden thighs and cook for me
all your life
you were only waiting to set my aveirot free

Chicken fly, Chicken fly
Over the head of a black hat guy. (2x)

Chicken swinging erev Rosh Hashanah
Take these crispy wings and learn to fry
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to perform, yeah,(3x)

danny

How is this ritual different that that practiced by voodoo practitioners?

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