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October 06, 2008


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Yochanan Lavie

Thank you all. Gmar tov.

"One day someone will write a book: "

Probably not, unless it's you that writes it, Yochanan....


Yochanan, you are the new Captain Fantastic!

Yochanan Lavie

Thanks. I guess I got my game on.


Yochanan, I like it!
"I may learn a little blatt and shout out "Kollel's free!"
How about:
"I may learn a little 'girsa' but not "Yechi!"
"I'm a Judaic product of the mocking class
Who gloats when molestors get it up the -"



Mazel Tov, Shmarya. Keep up your good work.
"For Zion's sake I shall not be silent..."

Yochanan Lavie

Here's my second attempt at an Elton John parody. Dedicated to Failed Messiah:

It's getting late have you seen my chevra
Ma tell me when havdalah's here
It's seven o'clock and I want to blog
Want to get a belly full of bile

My old rebbe's drunker than an HIV monkey
And the rebbetzin she don't care
Weingarten looks cute in his handcuffs and boots
A handful of payes in his hair

Don't give us none of your Agriprocessors
We had it with your misdemeanors
Motzai Shabbat's alright for blogging
Get a little sarcasm in

Get about as oiled as a greasy lawyer
Gonna set this farce alight
`Cause Motzai Shabbat's the night I like
Motzai Shabbat's alright alright alright

Well they're packed pretty tight in shul tonight
I'm looking for a rebbe who'll see me right
I may use a little kesef to get what I need
I may learn a little blatt and shout out "Kollel's free!"

A couple of the sounds Rubbishcan don't like
Are the sounds of Shmarya and Yochanan at the mic
I'm a Judaic product of the mocking class
Who gloats when molestors get it up the ---.



The ego goes into hyperdrive.

You caused the raid on Argri?

Oh that's funny.


Well Deserved!! Mazel Tov!


Yasher Koach and a G'mar Chatimah Tova!

Yochanan Lavie

Yashar koach. One day someone will write a book: "The Failed Messiah Story: How a Little Blog took on the Orthodox Establishment- and Won!"

Aharon Varady

Yay! You help shine light on the suffocating darkness.

state of the Jews

Kol HaKavod!
May you go from strength to strength.

you look pretty pasty, get out of the basement and into the sunshine

Michael Croland

Mazel tov!

Norman Pressman

Congratutlations Shmarya!

BTW did you see the New Bill Mahrer movie "Religulous"? Interested in your opinion!




I'm not at all surprized and predict it's just the beginning. Mazel Tov!

Rachel Batya

Shmarya, that's fantastic. I'm so glad for you. Mazel tov!


the accolades have started shmarya.
first you were named to heeb 100. next, you will probably get a Pulitzer or some other investigative journalism award.
congrats. you deserve it.


Thanks, steve!


Mazel Tov! A well deserved honor!

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