Top Ten Slogan's for the New and Improved Rubashkin's
by Weekly Bang Staff Posted: 07-11-2008
10. We answer to a Higher Authority: The U.S. Bureau of Immigration and Customs Enforcement
9. Glatt'n for Punishment
8. The Strictest Rabbinical Supervision, now with border supervision!
7. So Incredibly Humane - we're 'In-Humane!'
6. Rubashkins; The First Name in Chillul Hashem
5. Aggriprocessors: Putting the Bash in Rubashkin
4. We Separate Meat & Milk, as well as Ethics & Kashrus.
3. Rubashkin: Bringing Pot to Pottsville since 1975
2. Sure we work everyone 22 hours a day, but we give off for Chol Hamoed
1. Is this Hell? No, it's Iowa
Number 3 doesn't work because Agriprocessors is in Postvitlle, not "Pottsville," Iowa.
My personal favs are #4 and #2, and I think #10 should be the OU's new slogan.
[Hat Tips: Avrum, State of the Jews, Michael Croland.]