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July 10, 2008

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Stephen Mendelsohn

BS"D

5W claims it cannot name it's "crisis clients" -- but we know at least one, and in this case, they did not "think first and do second," as they claim.

http://www.5wpr.com/practice/crisis.cfm

We specialize in issues and crisis management for companies or individuals facing a crisis, or unanticipated difficulties in the marketplace, whether product recalls or rumors. We have worked on countless complex issues, responding within minutes. From IPO's to business and personal litigation, product recalls, trade disputes, environmental problems, warranty and product liability claims, sexual harassment and sexual discrimination cases, labor issues, criminal indictments, and a variety of sensitive political issues, both domestically and internationally.

The firm has represented both large and small companies, as well as politicians and high-profile individuals. We are known for being very aggressive and achieving the results our clients desire - Whether accurate press coverage, or none at all.

We’re Fast. When crisis hits, minutes are money. When your reputation and financial worth are tanking, speed is all we know.

We’re Mindful. Although we’re moving fast, we’re mindful of our every move. We understand the reason why a crisis is called a “defining moment” – and for this reason we ‘think’ first, and ‘do’ second; always.

For confidentiality reasons, our crisis clients cannot be named.

michelle

B"H

Great Job!

Michael

They did it on VIN (Voz Iz Neias)too. In fact, I think they used the same quotes from the same "people" as on FM.

For Example, this is just one of the comments from VIN item titled "Morris Allen And His Hekhsher Tzedek Idea Have No Credibility" from 7/8

Rabbi Morris Allan Says:
comments - arrow The fact that Uri L'Tzedek bowed out of this fight means nothing.

Clearly Uri L'Tzedek's motivations were not the same as ours. We're going to pursue this relentlessly, tirelessly. They can hire ten more compliance individuals, more PR firms and lawyers, but we know what we have to do.

"Hekhsher Tzedek is not in this for the short haul - we have a goal, and that is to make sure that Tzedek is on kosher foods all over the country.

This doesn't rile us. This is a cause. Agriprocessors is the drive for us."


# Rabbi Morris Allen Says:
comments - arrow We care 100% about starting a kosher standard of our own. It has been controlled by orthodoxy and look what happens. Tzedek is the answer. You'll all see this some day.

# TO: Morris Allen Says:
comments - arrow Doing gay commitment ceremonies is a moral transgression of your own. First clean house.

We're sick and tired of your kvetching! You want a piece of the multi-billion dollar industry and I can't blame you for trying but enough already!!

The only thing that your efforts will cause is the suffering of families that are already struggling to pay for kosher food.

07-08-2008 - 5:50 PM"

Sorry for the cutting and pasting, but I think I've proven my point.

Juda, you got lots of "splaining" to do!!!

steve

Other blogs that were targeted were: VIN, The Jewish Week, and the JTA.

http://www.vosizneias.com/17868/2008/07/08/new-york-morris-allen-and-his-hekhsher-tzedek-idea-have-no-credibility/


http://blog.thejewishweek.com/post/A_Rabbis_World__You_Are_What_You_Eat.html

http://blogs.jta.org/telegraph/2008/06/24/501/bbyo-to-steer-clear-of-rubashkins/


John K. Diamond

So, maybe, some Jewish folks at 5W can join their like-minded brethren (Rubashkins, OU folks and others) in prison.

It's important that they be held at the same place and in sufficient numbers, so they can have daily minyans, etc. - so they can't claim or sue that their religious rights have been violated.

And let's not forget the daily diet of greens, beans, (Kosher bread & Challah) and (Shabbat/Yom Tov) wine.

Applicant for 5W Intern Vacancy

What a relief this incompetent intern has been fired! Just because this person was left totally alone and unsupervised to handle the PR for a huge client like Agriprocessors does not give them an excuse to act in such an irresponsible manner.

What a relief this person has been fired! 5W once again shows its professionalism and integrity by so deftly handling this unfortunate misunderstanding. I applaud all involved. It's a bright new day for 5W and Agriprocessors. Now, why don't we all just move forward and forget all about this harmless little misadventure?


bernice

The Chinese (AGRI-Sponsored $30,000 a pop) say the 5W is: We don't care about
Wabbis
Webbetzins
Workers
Wipped throats
Working conditions

Every one affiliated with Agri turns out to be dishonest,

Evade the real question,

Stretch the truth,

Deviate,

Fib at times,

Misinform,

Misrepresent,

Exaggerate,

Falsify,

Deceive (when in a bind),

Equivocate,

Prevaricate,

BUT HE WILL NEVER LIE OUTRIGHT-unless he has no choice.

steve

Rebbitizin Bernice,

Welcome aboard!

bernice

Why Webetzin Bernice?

John K. Diamond

Hi Bernice,

I believe Steve was giving you an honorary title for standing up for the "Honor and Glory" of G-d's Torah.

jewishwhistleblower

PR firm accused of impersonating rabbi
http://www.jta.org/cgi-bin/iowa/breaking/109420.html
...
"Rosenberg reported that the two fake comments were posted Tuesday from an Internet address linked to 5WPR, the public relations firm representing Agriprocessors. On the same day, a third comment by someone claiming to be Allen was left on a JTA article about Agriprocessors."
...

steve

Michael Siegel, a Chicago rabbi and the national co-chair of Hekhsher Tzedek, said he has sought legal advice.

"We are going to pursue all avenues," Siegel told JTA. "This is just a terrible statement on so many levels that we've come to something like this in the Jewish community. I don't know how much lower we can go in this whole thing."

They have gone lower and they will continue to go lower.

state of the Jews

I think they are in the sub-basement and digging as fast as they can.

steve

Why Webetzin Bernice?

https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20776591&postID=2512194618943081035

Yudels response:When & others realized that Rabbi Weismandel will-

He may at times; Distort the issue, Evade the real question, Stretch the truth, Deviate, Fib at times,
Misinform, Misrepresent, Exaggerate, Falsify, Deceive (when in a bind), Equivocate, Prevaricate,
HE WILL LIE OUTRIGHT.

I was the only one who was willing to go public. The reason I must go public on this is as follows; Rabbi Weismandels response to my question "what's going to keep you straight in Kashrus and not be bitten by the dollar?
Rabbi Weismanels response to me was "isn't that your job (keeping) us in kashrus straight"?

http://failedmessiah.typepad.com/failed_messiahcom/2005/01/was_rabbi_shain.html

Apparently, Rav Pam felt that Rav Yehuda Shain qualified to be his inhouse kashrus consultant.

I remain,

Bernice Shain


Posted by: Shmarya | January 05, 2005 at 08:45 PM


Either it's Rav Yudel's wife or an avid fan with the same name that plagiarizes him almost word for word. Either way, welcome aboard!

John K. Diamond

[I think they are in the sub-basement and digging as fast as they can.]

If were are really lucky, they will dig themselves right into some prison, saving the taxpayers a bundle of money.

DK

JTA breaking News story -- carried on the scroll of virtually every American Jewish newspaper's site in the country. 5W wanted to get PR, well, the got it.

http://www.jta.org/cgi-bin/iowa/breaking/109420.html

Carol Ann Varley

Who supervised this intern, Bill Clinton?

5WPR should hire a public relations firm to manage its own crisis.

steve

Notice there is no post about this on VIN. Meanwhile, they have posted several times defending Rubashkin and attacking Rabbi Allen and Uri Lzedek. The 5W trolls posted comments several times there, including the same "Rabbi Morris Allan" post. How much do you think Rubashkin is paying them?

state of the Jews

Was the intern wearing a blue dress?

state of the Jews

I was expecting YWN to acknowledge the arrest of the two supervisors at Agri last week but they haven't done so. In fact, their coverage of Agri has been a bit thin lately. Hmm, wonder why.

Yochanan Lavie

SOJ writes of an intern with a blue dress. Here I go again (apologies: Mitch Ryder & Detroit Wheels)

Fees, fees, high, high, oy vey, frum
Look at Monica now, here she comes
Wearin' her shul hat and sheitl to match
She's got phony email and a paycheck that's fat
Spoofin' Tzedek Hechsher and makin' fun of ya
She's got a brand new job with the firm 5W
She's the intern with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Intern with the blue dress on
Intern with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Intern with the blue dress on

Socket puppet for her client, the Rubbishcan
Got to be the finest flack in the land
She walks real cool, once caught Bill's eye
She's got such good B.S. that money can buy
Not too clever, she's not too phat
She's a Bart Simpson wannabe and that is that
She's the intern with the PR mess, PR mess up, PR mess up,
Intern with the blue dress on
Intern with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Intern with the blue dress on

Good golly, Miss Monica
You like kosher meat
Good golly, Miss Monica
You like kosher meat
While you're lyin' and impersonatin'
Your credibility is beat
From the 1990's she was out of sight
Used to see Miss Monica at the House of White
Good golly, Miss Monica
How mighty will fall
Like your Rubbishcan client
The DA will give you a call
(medley)


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