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December 04, 2005

Rap For Gil Student
(Heard just this week around Lakewood and Boro Park.)

What you gonna' do
when Rabbi Belsky flips?
When Rabbi Willig hides
and Rabbi Schachter schvites?

You gonna' tear your coat?
You gonna' wear sackcloth and ashes?
You gonna' take Slifkin's books
and dump 'em in the trashes?

You gonna say you're sorry?
You gonna' crawl in da' snow?
You gonna' close your blog?
You gonna' say you don't know?

We spit you out
We step on your glory
No matter how black the hat
you're still an M.O. whore-y.

Posted at 04:30 AM in Bans & Censorship, PARODY & SATIRE | Permalink

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B"H
Stop making fun of Reb Gil. What did he ever do to you? Spit in your cheerios?

Posted by: RebbeGod.blogspot.com | December 06, 2005 at 08:14 AM

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