Saturday Night Live On Metzitza B'Peh

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December 20, 2005

Saturday Night Live On Metzitza B'Peh

From last Saturday's Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live:

"New York City officials said Tuesday that they had identified two new cases in which infants were infected with herpes during a circumcision ritual in which the practitioner, or mohel, sucks the blood from the circumcision to clean the wound. Added the officials, 'Now if you'll excuse us, we're going to barf forever.'"

"Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow."

[Hat tip: Nachum Lamm.]

Posted at 07:08 AM in Circumcision, Haredim | Permalink

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I believe she said, "sucks the blood from the penis." But whatever was said, what a lovely Chillul Hashem.

Posted by: Nachum | December 20, 2005 at 12:03 PM

In short Haredi suck dick

Posted by: Herman Douchebag | December 20, 2005 at 08:27 PM

Ouch!

Posted by: Show me the Monkey! | December 21, 2005 at 07:44 AM

No, Nachum. This is the exact quote from NBC:
FEY-- "New York City officials said Tuesday that they had identified two new cases in which infants were infected with herpes during a circumcision ritual in which the practitioner, or mohel, sucks the blood from the circumcision to clean the wound. Added the officials, 'Now if you'll excuse us, we're going to barf forever.'"

"Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow."

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/quotables/

Posted by: Jay | December 29, 2005 at 02:37 AM

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